9gag:

My dad is the man. #9gag

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

idkhumor:

today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea”

and I think that’s beautiful

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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anjamoon:

staininyourbrain:

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

I am fucking dying

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

kairibloodheart:

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

Slightly uplifting advice from Hannibal’s son

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.